Things Eating Sandwiches

Donkey head eats foam BLT

Subzilla Worries Chrysler Building

Thing eats lasagna sandwich.

Trix cereal

The plight of the Trix Rabbit has drawn comparisons to Sisyphus, a Greek figure who was doomed to endlessly repeat a futile task.

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Little man eats giant sandwich: submission from a third grader.

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Crustless Bread Eats Meat and Cheese Cubes, Becomes Sandwich.

rawfaelthuggiardosays:

i used to be a sandwich once and then i forgot how to shake hands and i got kicked out of the election. but i am gonna study hard and try hard and read hard every book i can and next time i am gonna WIN the election. right?

ThingsEatingSandwiches says:

Here’s your first book!

Give it a look!

Then stare at the above photo I took!

You’ll then remember the way that your hand shook!

You’ll get elected, but… don’t be a crook!

Anonymoussays:

did you ever look at a sandwich and say "you're not so different, you and i," but then you get too impatient and eat the sandwich before it has a chance to respond? i've always wondered what it would have said back.

ThingsEatingSandwiches says:

I’m gonna farm this reply out to the Disney classic Pocahontas:

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?

Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

How high will the sandwich stack?

If you eat it now, then you’ll never know…

An Asshole Ham Biscuit-Lover Eats A Chicken Sandwich. Or Nuggets, Whatever.

Assholes Eat Chicken Sandwiches, World Wonders Where She-Asshole Buys Her Wigs.