Things Eat Sandwiches Everyday.Tumblr (3.0; @thingseatingsandwiches)http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f8p8IXYV1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Graduate Asked For Only One Thing, And You Didn’t Get It For Her.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/23539315908http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/23539315908Tue, 22 May 2012 07:17:32 -0400a gift certificate will not do<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ba0k1yE81qgffp9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Baby Will Not Last Long at This Rate.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/22144127873http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/22144127873Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:21:56 -0400i will only post drawings from now on i promise<p>The wizened mystic in his shadowed laboratory<br/> Experiments, combines the refuse bodies of plants and animals<br/> Already departed from life.<br/> For hours days years on end<br/> He prays to alchemical daemons<br/> To grant him knowledge<br/> To enlighten him<br/> To illuminate the path by which He<br/> And he alone might create life.<br/> A sudden inspiration:<br/> The golden yolk of a hen’s egg<br/> One hundred olives squeezed to release their oil<br/> Flakes of salt collected from an evaporating pool<br/> On a seaside rock<br/> And other mysterious powders from a worm-eaten chest in his possession<br/> He stirs and chants<br/> Until at last they combine.<br/> Was this the elixir of life<br/> To give breath to his homunculus?<br/> No, it was mayonnaise.<br/> He’d made a sandwich,<br/> And sandwiches don’t have eyes,<br/> So they can’t see the north star.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21112241280http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21112241280Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:32:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fftdWdEs1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>One Twin Discovers How to Make a Sandwich</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21029163174http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21029163174Fri, 13 Apr 2012 12:44:00 -0400fyihis collar is more open toothat means he is cooler<p>Is it the bread? The cheese?<br/> What makes us weak in the knees<br/> When we take the first bite of a sandwich?<br/> Meatballs, lamb, egg salad, portobello<br/> So different yet equally tasty to swallow<br/> When we take the first bite of a sandwich.<br/> The stacking is key; it’s the process, the layers!<br/> I could eat each ingredient separately- who cares!<br/> They’re fine, but the construction endears it to our hearts<br/> Because, my friend, a Sandwich is more than the sum of its parts.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21029006823http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/21029006823Fri, 13 Apr 2012 12:40:12 -0400<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/romney-ryan-accused-of-bribing-voters-with-sandwi">Stuff the ballot box with sandwiches!</a>: <p>Mitt Romney harnesses the awesome manipulative powers of meat-on-bread goodness to win votes.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/20446011272http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/20446011272Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:28:12 -0400presidencies are made of sandwiches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nchlX8OH1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fire Hamburger Doesn’t Work. Bun Always Burns. Devil Displeased with Acolyte.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/20113894211http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/20113894211Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:39:20 -0400devilfireit sounded delicious<a href="http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/19893257642/space-food">[Citation Needed]: Space Food</a>: <p><a href="http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/post/19893257642/space-food" class="tumblr_blog">citationneeded</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The crew of <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_III" title="Gemini III">Gemini III</a> sneaked a corned beef sandwich on their spaceflight. Mission Commander <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Grissom" title="Gus Grissom">Gus Grissom</a> loved corned beef sandwiches, so Pilot <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Young_(astronaut)" title="John Young (astronaut)">John Young</a> brought one along, having been encouraged by fellow astronaut <a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Schirra" title="Walter Schirra">Walter Schirra</a>. However, Young was supposed to only eat approved…</p></blockquote> <p>Space sandwiches!</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/19901891650http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/19901891650Sun, 25 Mar 2012 13:38:47 -0400astronauts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1789hLgGn1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Third Grader’s Vision: Gorilla Eats Sandwich, Drinks Martini.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/19637101379http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/19637101379Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:46:29 -0400apesdrinking at lunchdrawings by kids<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcfxwWFkc1qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stan Falls Asleep While Fishing for Lunch Because the Hot Dogs Aren’t Biting.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17946786006http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17946786006Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:00:05 -0500stanone fish two fish red fish dog fishsleeping<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcfpwdnvM1qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yule Log Impales Man Through Head. Stuffing Doesn’t Even Fall Out.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17883469464http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17883469464Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:00:05 -0500yule logmanholidays<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcfo3znZJ1qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Worm Prefers Sandwich to Apple.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17766557921http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17766557921Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:00:05 -0500setting order right in the universe againworms<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcf93KMf41qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Creepy Thing Clutches Skeletar Sando.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17657865514http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17657865514Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:00:06 -0500i swear i really saw one of thesecreepy thingsblood sandwich<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzemu6R9Xa1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Keanu Reeves Dreams of Romantic Sandwiches.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17624326792http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17624326792Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:37:17 -0500valentines<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzely0c1fp1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Heart Eats a Sandwich.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17623248982http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17623248982Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:17:59 -0500valentines<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcf0334FG1qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Take a Look at the Crowds a Sandwich Billboard Can Draw!</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17557766459http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17557766459Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:52:50 -0500Great Moments in Historylook around youtiny hut not tiny sandwichpeople with patience<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz57yilrOg1qgffp9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Man Gets a Meal Upgrade After Finding out that Chicken Nuggets Are Sandwiches Too.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17330816473http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/17330816473Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:37:29 -0500proofchicken nuggetswhat is that hair?more sandwiches per day<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyolcn1sa91qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Judging By The Freshness of The Sandwich Branding, Sheriff Knows Jesse James Could Not Have Gotten Far.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16977519906http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16977519906Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:00:05 -0500wild westbandits will steal it unless you mark it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyol4fTyUP1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Robot, Reaching for Screw Snack, Realizes Buns Are Not Just For Humans.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16922618069http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16922618069Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:02:06 -0500robotsinvention of sandwiches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyokcuHLuP1qgffp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Walls of Troy Eat Wooden Sandwich.</p>http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16866594762http://thingseatingsandwiches.tumblr.com/post/16866594762Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:02:06 -0500wily greeks