Little man eats giant sandwich: submission from a third grader.
Yule Log Impales Man Through Head. Stuffing Doesn’t Even Fall Out.
Man Has A Really Great Hallucination. Every Mountain Has its Own Sandwich.
Man Eats Sandwich, Solitudinous Chomping Ruined By Peeping-Tom Beaver.
Man Searches for Ever Elusive Money Tree. Instead Finds Only Forest of Sandwich Trees.
Sandwich Hangs Out on Man’s Hat. Tree Uses Opportunity to Acquire Sandwich.
Man Fills Sandwich at Gas Pump.
Sandwich Proves a Fail At Improving Man’s Darts Game.
Man Eats Sandwich, Wears Tie and Cufflinks.
Handstand Man Uses Pickle to Catch Elusive Hamburger Fish.